• mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

zackisontumblr:

grindrfamous:

i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life

6th grade was a hard time for me

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lost-earbuds:

stupidstagram:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING VIDEO EVER UPLOADED TO THE INTERNET 

'get money + get paid'
"snacks on snacks nigga"
"fuck that shit, fuck that shit"

tibets:

here’s a video of me

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easilyhumored:

but mom, yodeling is my passion

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TitleFuckin' Fine Ass Leaves

onlylolgifs:

Dogs Playing Fruit Ninja

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pleasecornetobrazil:

pleasecornetobrazil:

I’m not high mom, I’m just happy.

Happy I blazed that dank ass weed.

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cakejam:

”explain your answer”

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